Fifty Types of Pairings: Who would you like cast as Christian and Ana?

Alexis Bledel (Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants) and Alex Pettyfer (Magic Mike). Alexis has the cute klutzy routine down to an art, while Alex did the dark and stormy tortured routine in Beastly. Plus we know he’s a bad boy in real life…

Top Chef Host Padma Laksmi has an appetite for Billionaires

What she lacks in the kitchen… she makes up for in the bedroom!

The poster girl for sleeping your way to the top, Padma Lakshmi apparently has more heat and drama in the bedroom than a Top Chef finale! Rumor has it she allegedly cheated on author Salman Rushdie with Harvey Weinstein to secure her Top Chef gig.

But that wasn’t enough for our dear Padma, whose social climbing appetite is voracious, and thus proceeded to go after billionaire Ted Forstmann, then venture capitalist, Adam Dell, of Dell computers fame, who fathered her child (she kept that one quiet for a while). It seems Padma is on the wrong Bravo show – she should host The Billionaire Matchmaker!

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Seth Macfarlane and Emilia Clarke

Our new favorite couple! Ted and Family Guy creator and voice, Seth Macfarlane is LA’s equivalent of the Great Gatsby. Smart, sexy, handsome, frequently throws lavish, decadent parties at his Beverly Hills mansion, but strikes somewhat of a loner-ish figure at them, instead taking a voyeuristic approach, not inviting many friends (except the ubiquitous Bill Maher) and instead hiring PRs to invite hoards of models from various agencies in town, yet not really interacting with them, instead keeping to himself and only venturing out to perform rat pack era jazz songs on stage (very well we might add). We know Seth is a sci-fi geek to the core (the presence of the De Lorean and Storm Troopers at his events are a bit of a giveaway), and Emilia Clarke is the newly anointed Sci -fi princess, with her role as Khaleesi, mother of dragons, in Game of Thrones. Plus she is a refreshing departure from the revolving door of blonde bimbettes Seth usually carts around in his jet to Vegas. We hope this Gatsby has finally found his Sci Fi Daisy!

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Is Baby Xander a mini X-Man?

We hear the set of X-Men First Class was more X-rated than the film itself!

Rumor has it blonde Brit Alice Eve got ousted from the role of Emma Frost after the director, Matthew Vaughn, felt she was too “heavy” for the role/costume plus (the real reason) he took an, ahem, special liking to January Jones who ultimately replaced Ms Eve. Let’s face it, while Miss Eve may not be exactly an Oscar worthy actress herself, Ms Jones attempted frosty line delivery left us in the cold.

Cue 9 months later, January gives birth to a baby boy who she names, coincidentally, Xander, and has still refused to announce the father. Could it be Mr Vaughn, who is still married to Claudia Schiffer (well her certainly has a type!) created a mini X-Man with his leading lady? It certainly doesn’t help quell suspicion that the baby is his spitting image. What is it with these married British directors getting with their American leading ladies??

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Cougar Town: J.Lo

J.Lo (43) and Casper Smart (25)

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Who Are You Kidding Nicole?

Rumor has it Nicole Kidman has not only one, but both of her daughters via a surrogate, allegedly her sister Antonia who happened to “disappear” around the time Nicole announced her first “pregnancy.“ Which means she toted around Beyonce’s favorite accessory, a fake baby bump for a few months. I guess these stars do like “method acting” approach when it comes to pulling the wool over the public’s eyes. Oh well, at least Nicole admitted it the second time around. Will Beyonce do the same or do we have to go through the “closer down hospital wing” charade again?

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Fifty Types of Pairings: Who would you like cast as Christian and Ana?

Sucker Punch’s angelic Aussie Emily Browning with White Collar’s Matt Bomer. Check her out in the risqué indie movie ‘Sleeping Beauty.’ Matt’s perfect features makes anyone hot under the collar!

David Burtka Who?

Question: Why is this random guy (David Burtka) fronting E! News?

Oh wait, THAT’S RIGHT, because he is the partner of Neil Patrick Harris. Shame on you E! Network, Despite being a chef, this guy isn’t bringing anything to the table. You should get someone who is a trained professional like Ryan Seacrest and Jason Kennedy.

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