What she lacks in the kitchen… she makes up for in the bedroom!
The poster girl for sleeping your way to the top, Padma Lakshmi apparently has more heat and drama in the bedroom than a Top Chef finale! Rumor has it she allegedly cheated on author Salman Rushdie with Harvey Weinstein to secure her Top Chef gig.
But that wasn’t enough for our dear Padma, whose social climbing appetite is voracious, and thus proceeded to go after billionaire Ted Forstmann, then venture capitalist, Adam Dell, of Dell computers fame, who fathered her child (she kept that one quiet for a while). It seems Padma is on the wrong Bravo show – she should host The Billionaire Matchmaker!
Question: Why is this random guy (David Burtka) fronting E! News?
Oh wait, THAT’S RIGHT, because he is the partner of Neil Patrick Harris. Shame on you E! Network, Despite being a chef, this guy isn’t bringing anything to the table. You should get someone who is a trained professional like Ryan Seacrest and Jason Kennedy.
Is it just us or does Lindsay Lohan more closely resemble screen siren Elizabeth Taylor in her older years than when they were the same age? How is this girl only in her mid twenties – she looks fifty! Complete with wraspy voice, a puffed up pout and goodness knows what else she’s done to herself! She could have been Emma Stone, but instead she chose to get stoned. Kiddies if ever there was a “don’t do drugs” poster child, this is it!
Dear Anne Hathaway, your Oscar strategy is as obvious as your acting. We know you feel you were robbed of an Oscar for ‘Rachel Getting Married.’ And we know you felt you should have been nominated for ‘Love and other Drugs’ (you did after all take your clothes off, which usually works for Kate Winslet). And we completely know you tried incredibly hard as an Oscar host, and blame James Franco’s morose, seemingly stoned delivery for yet another epic Academy failure. But it’s clear you think the Academy voters will easily fall for your Les Mis Oscar strategy for playing Fantine (which, from the trailer, looks like you’ve bastardized one of musicals’ greatest characters, turning her from a soft, sympathetic, tragic heroine, into a facially contorting, pushing drama for drama’s sake, down and out) just because you had your hair cut off (you could have done a wig, but you figured that isn’t as dramatic a story to tell the press,) and you dramatically starved for the role (because that’s an Oscar worthy big deal too that only the truly committed great actors do). Right? The sad thing is it’ll probably work at least to get you a nom. Amanda Seyfried and Samantha Barks look pitch perfect, but dear Annie, you took the whole ‘Les Miserables’ thing too much to heart because your performance and hair look miserable indeed! We wish Tom Hooper had cast Emmy Rossum instead.
Oh and p.s. Olivia Wilde would have been a better Catwoman.